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Office Meeting: Different Roles, Infinite Drama

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PM: "Let's schedule a meeting to discuss this, after the next meeting."
AI Bot: "I know the answer... but I'll just stay quiet and watch them struggle."
Foreman: "While you all talk, I'll just get it done."
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